Boston -- No Fat For You!

I know the world is gaga for Kristen the singing hooker, but this story kinda slipped in quietly...

About an hour ago, Boston regulators successfully passed a measure to ban trans-fat. Violators could be charged up to $1000.

Now this means you should do two things. One, bring a stick of butter with you everywhere. Two, I think you can still get away with smoking a cigarette and having some buttered toast if you do it really late at night underneath your bedcovers.

You'll never catch me, Mr. Health Regulator! *cough* *wheeze*

(As Jimi said, I know I got to go when it's my time to go...but in the meantime...let me live my life the way I want to...)