Tuesday, February 05, 2008

My fellow conservatives, you are in the midst of a HUGE MISTAKE...

Okay. I'm not going to get much into the mess that Super Tuesday is turning into, but I will say this: conservatives are making a mistake. 80% of them appear to be going over to Romney.

Listen to me, for God's sake, especially in the states where the polls are still open. LISTEN TO ME. Do you want Romney fighting Islamic extremism? Do you think he will actually do it? Who do you think the terrorists are more worried will win, Romney or McCain? McCain, dammit, MCCAIN.

Look, it's a bitter pill to swallow when McCain makes remarks about not nominating judges like Alito. But neither did Reagan. Reagan also passed, I believe, the largest amnesty bill ever for illegal immigrants (and the Earth, amazingly, did NOT fall into the Sun).

VOTE MCCAIN. Romney will LOSE THE GENERAL. Romney is a WHORE. Romney is a Stepford Candidate.

Romney, my friends, is not even Bob Dole. Romney is John Kerry with darker hair and weird Mormon underpants. Perhaps not on policy, but that's the overall vibe he projects. You think that's going to win the general?

My fellow conservatives, I beg of you:

VOTE FOR MCCAIN.

And I'm out.

13 Comments:

At 12:38 PM, Blogger Jennifer Leigh said...

He currently only has 200 delegates to McCains 540 or 580. I think he is (thankfully) going to lose this one. No worries.

-The bleeding heart liberal

 
At 12:44 PM, Blogger Jennifer Leigh said...

PS - http://www.che-denfreude.com/facebookpoll.JPG

Real poll...didn't doctor it.

 
At 1:19 PM, Anonymous Jackie C in Cali said...

Kip,

Thank you for your words last night. I was ready to vote for Romney, but your words rang true in my mind and I changed my vote at the last minute. I was sitting in my house having a glass of warm milk, watching reruns of Gilmore Girls and surfing the web when I happened upon your post. The passion with which your words were delivered was nothing short of extraordinary and I am not easily swayed by persuasive writing. However, your post screamed at me from high atop the mountain of political thought and rang true in my eardrums.

Thank you Kip, the blog is nothing short of amazing. Keep posting my friend, keep posting!

p.s. you're kinda cute... lol!

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger Kip Lange said...

Good God, that is the absolute highest honor I could ever be accorded. I actually *changed someone's mind with my writing*.

It's better than sex!

And, speaking of that, um, if I'm kinda cute and all that...you single, or have any friends in the MA area who would, um...hehe.

God Bless you for voting McCain.

This thing deserves it's own post, I think...

 
At 1:27 PM, Anonymous Jackie C in Cali said...

P.S. Maybe a little less sports and video game talk - I want more Kip Lange pictures! I mean, it looks like us ladies are the ones that really read this blog! LOL! I'm also surprised you didn't mention Heath Ledger - what a tragic loss...

Take care Kip!
XOXOXO!

 
At 1:31 PM, Anonymous Jackie C in Cali said...

OMG Kip! You are very forward *blush*! I do love a man that can write and it's too bad that I'm so far away. You might just have a shot with me - my milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard! LOL! Keep up the writing and, if you can, just a story or two here and there about something other than video games and sports.

Bye Kip.
XOXOXO!

 
At 1:53 PM, Blogger Kip Lange said...

Um, did ya notice the little link on the sidebar that says "My Random Picture Gallery"? Some more shots of me in there.

Er, the video game talk and stuff -- when I started writing this blog I told myself I was going to keep politics out of it, for once, because I don't want an employer to Google me and find out I'm a conservative...

But every time I try to get out, they keep PULLIN' me back IN! :-)

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger Kip Lange said...

And argh, by the way, the above comment where I wrote that "this thing deserve it's own post" -- I mixed up the possessive again, dammit, it should have been: "...its own post."

Ugh. Sorry. Have to correct stuff like that, it drives me nuts.

 
At 2:02 PM, Anonymous Jackie C in Cali said...

Um, did ya notice in my post I said "more" pictures? That indicates that I've seen those pictures that look like they were taken with a Polaroid from 1982! LOL!

No need to get smart with me Mister!
XOXOXO!!!!!

 
At 2:09 PM, Blogger Kip Lange said...

You're not fooling me. You know that every time someone takes a picture of me, they steal a piece of my soul! At least, Marvin Gaye thought so...

 
At 2:10 PM, Blogger Kip Lange said...

And by the way, dangit, they were taken with a very nice Canon Powershot digital camera, and they're all relatively recent. :-)

 
At 2:21 PM, Anonymous Jackie C in Cali said...

Heath Ledger!!!!!

 
At 2:26 PM, Blogger Kip Lange said...

What do you want me to say about Heath? He went like they all do, heroin and pills and coke, oh my...

At least he finished filming Batman, though. ;-)

 

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