A Major Victory?

Hah! Good news. I have converted both of my parents into loyal watchers of both "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report". How? Relentless and subversive suggestion -- it's always the way to go.

The best part? We're all still die-hard conservatives. Muhahahahaha!

My personal goal? Elimination of all networks except Comedy Central, The SciFi Channel, and, yes, of course, Fox News.